Issue 86 : 27/June/07:
Opinion: How To Bring Bush To Justice
The Answer To The World's Energy Needs: Liposuctioned Fat
Upon Return, Jesus Taken For Pussy Liberal
Blair's Next Move: Fuck Up Middle East Peace
Issue 85 : 08/June/07:
Democratic Candidates Debate Which One Is Tweedle-Dum, Which Is Tweedle-Dee
Google Terror Launched Amid Much Controversy
Mitt Romney Opposes Same Sex Marriage, Citing the Traditional Definition of Family
Condoleezza Still Awaiting Scandal Worthy of Her Resignation
Issue 84 : 25/May/07:
Amnesty International Report Highlights Worsening Conditions For Paris Hilton
While Cleaning Out Desk, Wolfowitz Pockets 3 Legal Pads, Economy Of Nigeria
TiVo Refuses To Comply With Man's TV Choices
Congress Agrees On How Many More Soldiers Need To Die Before Bringing Them Home – 2,562
Issue 83 : 09/May/07:
Woman Eating Mango Fears Possible Violation Of Patriot Act
Science: Why New Planet Might Not Save Us
French Election Loser Makes Surprise Victorious Defeat Speech
France's New Sarkozy To Fight Global Warming and Push For 135-Hour Work Week
Issue 82 : 27/April/07:
Couple Returning From Nudist Vacation Can't Believe They Got Sand In There
Virginia Tech Massacre: The NRA Begins Healing Process
Gideon's Bible Disturbed By Noises Heard Outside Nightstand Drawer
As Democrats Gain Popularity, Christian Right Fears Apocalypse Slipping Away
Issue 81 : 16/April/07:
Hillary Declared Victor In 2008 Election
Chinese Unveil Lunar Rover To Police Moon
Global Warning: New Solution Found
Bush Furious Speaker Pelosi Doing Job He Vigorously Neglected
Defiant Iran Boasts Nuke Progress
Issue 80 : 02/April/07:
Global Warming Thwarted By Thinner Coats
Brilliant Technology Used Only To Play 'Fergalicious'
50%+ of French Voters Still Undecided.
Insurgents Hire Halliburton Mercenaries To Battle U.S. Mercenaries
Issue 79 : 16/March/07:
Peter Pace "Misunderstood"
Bush's Trip To Latin America Called Success, Collects 14,724 Fresh Souls
9/11 Mastermind Confesses To Everything
Clinton Team Has 7-Hour Meeting To Discuss Whether Hillary Should Take Foot Out Of Mouth
Issue 78 : 08/March/07:
Comment: Chinchillas Of Mass Destruction...
France Bans Journalists From Reporting Bad News
Obama Denies Hillary Clinton Friend Request On MySpace
Bush Refuses Talks With Iran, Fears Being Tricked Into Peace
Issue 77 : 22/Feb/07:
50% Of US That Won't Vote Carefully Debates Best Candidate
Hollywood Gaga Over Obama
SCIENCE: Free Radicals’ Lost Liberty
Segolene Royale Mesure May Get French Youngsters Out Of Bed
Issue 76 : 01/Feb/07:
Martin Luther King Day Celebrated By Blacks And Whites, Separately
Iraq To Be Separated Into 26,783,383 Smaller Countries
New Sound-Proof Hummer Dampens Noise Of Wailing Environmentalists
French Presidential Candidate Accuses Opponent Of Secret Service Antics
Issue 75 : 05/Jan/07:
Saddam's Execution Signifies Arrival of Democracy to Iraq
Dead Prez Ford Honored Across Us
Wal-Mart Tests First Nuclear Weapon
Issue 74 : 29/Nov/06:
The Redneck Guide To Air Travel
Sadrists Clash Violently With Satirists In Iraq
North Korea Believed To Have Tested First Light Bulb in Secret Underground Facility
Issue 73 : 3/Oct/06:
Amish Communities Question Technology Choices After Killings
Judge Sentences Mel Gibson To Three Weeks With Jackie Mason
Bill Clinton Flexes His Big 6-0
Issue 72 : 09/Sept/06:
John Mark Karr: “I Built Austrian Sex Slave Dungeon!
Major Gay Terror Threat Averted
Mi6 Still Struggling To Decipher Hezbollah Flag
Issue 71 : 22/08/06:
FAA Changes Flight Regulations To Include Ban On Liquids, Snakes
French To Build Maginot Line In South Lebanon
Iran Agrees To Nukes Compromise
JonBenet Ramsey's Father Receives 12 Million 'Sorry' Cards
Judge Sentences Mel Gibson To Three Weeks With Jackie Mason
Bill Clinton Flexes His Big 6-0
Issue 70 : 26/07/06:
World Unites Against Israel & Hezbollah
Angelina Jolie To Succeed Kofi Annan
United States Announces Israel Is Entitled To Make World Hate It
Newly Crowned Miss Universe Faints From Lack Of Brain Oxygen
Bush Still Denies Global Warming But Calls Planet 'Extra Sunny'
Seoul - Let Them Eat Missiles
Issue 69 : 29/06/06:
Israel Begins Bombing Palestinian Tents Due To Lack Of Larger Targets
Republican Bill To Stop Flag Burning & Encourage Fag Burning
Hamas Recognizes Israel’s Right To Kick Its Butt 24-7
Britney Not Maternally-Challenged, Cmpa Report States
Limbaugh To Have 13 Year-Old Dominican Sex Worker Testify
Issue 68 : 14/06/06:
Innocent Man Shot By Police Police Apologise And Launch Enquiry
Anne Coulter Strangles Puppy On Live Television
Media Finds Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie In Namibia, Michael Jackson in Bahrain, But Osama Bin Laden Remains Elusive
Bush Makes Surprise Visit To Iraq, Aides Told Him He Was Going To Play In The Park
Issue 59 : 7/11/05:
Tom Delay Steps Down To Spend More Time With His Crime Family
CNN Releases Mathematical Equation Justifying Downfall Of Legitimate Journalism
Turkey Stockpiling Rubber Chickens
With Sharon Ill, Many Celebrate Death Of Peace Process
Head UN Peacekeeper Commits Suicide By Shooting Self 12 Times In The Back
Issue 58 : Best Of 2005
Issue 57 : 7/11/05:
Xmas Lights Surprisingly Absent In New Orleans
U.S. Proves It's Safe From People Who Loudly Announce Bomb On Plane
Martha Stewart Launches New Xmas "Bird-Flu" Cookbook
Tony Blair Announces Xmas Gift To Brit Family
Liberals Reveal Long-Awaited Plot To Off Santa, Have Gay Sex With Easter Bunny
Ben Affleck & Jen Garner Film Baby's Birth, Goes Straight To DVD
Egyptian President Tries New Campaign Strategy: Beating, Killing Opposition
Issue 56 : 1/12/05:
Tony Blair Launches Blistering Economy Drive In UK Government
Paris Hilton Releases Own Line Of Computer Viruses
FEMA Director Sends Nephew B-day Card 2 Weeks Too Late
Bush Reveals His Iraq Exit Strategy
UK To Raise Retirement Age To 107
Intelligent Design Supporter Falls To Death While Mooning Friends From Rooftop
Issue 55 : 21/11/05:
Pope Benedict, Britney Spears The Dalai Lama & Kim Jong II Condemn BIGfib Book Of Bollocks
French Develop Flameproof Car
After Police Woman's Death, Brits Demand US Style Everything
Sony Say XCP Should Have Been Safe - Will Replace Celine Dion & Bette Midler CDs
Sex & Coke In Future Independent Quebec
Cheney Observes Hussein - Learns How To Delay Trial
French Rioters To Be Shipped To New Orleans
Issue 54 : 7/11/05:
Blair Says New-Labour Transformation Now Complete
Prince Charles, Camilla Attempt To Visit U.S., Shipped To CIA Prison
Tank of Gas Now More Expensive Than Many Cars
French Minister Sarkozy Performs Miracle On National TV
Dem's Demand Secret Session – GOP Accuses Them Of Acting Like Republicans
Majority Of U.S. Still Thinks Scooter Libby Is What Cheney Rides To Work On
Issue 53 : 18/10/05:
Bush Withdraws Miers, Nominates Larry The Cable Guy For High Court
Bush Places 'Don't Blame Me - I Voted Kerry!' Sticker On Air Force One
Forbes Releases Annual List Of Top Ten Least Bankrupt Airlines
GOP Only One Indictment Away From Triple Crown
Iran Linked To Unfavourable Blair Polls
Bush: Military May Fight Iraq With Bird Flu
Mayor Of New Orleans Announces Payoffs
After Years Of Abuse, Earth Abandons Policy Of Appeasement Toward Humans
Issue 52 : 4/10/05:
Bush Explains “Magic Suit” Criteria In Supreme Court Choice
Fanny-Pack Bomber Snubbed By 72 Virgins
50 Cent Caught Selling Bootlegs Of Own Movie
Los Angeles Residents Forced To Evacuate To 2nd Beach Home
FBI Accidentally Taps Self, Uncovers Corruption
White House Tired Of Bush Quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite'
Issue 51 : 26/09/05:
Barbara Bush: Things working out well for Traffic-Jam Texans
Seoul : Yes We Have No Nukes!
Congress Schedules December 7th Meeting To Look Into Threat Of Rita
Mothers Nature & Sheehan Join Forces To Force America Out Of Iraq
Storms Probably The Fault Of Gays – Jeb Bush
Fema And Nasa To Merge Agencies
Judge Roberts Refuses To Reveal Position On Hurricanes
After Second Major Hurricane In Gulf, Bush Looks For Receipt To Louisiana Purchase
Issue 50 : 5/09/05:
White House Explains Slow Response To Katrina – Bush Finishing Up 'My Pet Goat'
Bush Evacuates Last Remaining White People From Flood Of Black Hurricane Survivors
Nothing To Do With Race- Rice
Louisiana Superdome Finally Used For Winning Cause
Gays 'Responsible' For New Orleans Claim
Hurricane Warning Issued In Florida
Evangelicals Blame Gays For Katrina, Gays More Powerful Than Previously Believed
Issue 49 : 29/08/05:
Martha Stewart Released Back Into Wild
Bush Takes Vacation From Stressful Vacation, Relocates To Tree House
Terrorists Jealous Planes Crashing Without Them
Bush Fights For Rights Of Terrorist Sleeper Stem Cells
Pat Robertson Apologizes For Remarks, God Apologizes For Robertson
Gaza Settlers To Be Resettled In West Bank
Google Expands Into Religion
Issue 48 : 16/08/05:
Research Shows Happiness Is All About Feeling "Alive"
Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie To Adopt Jennifer Aniston
Canadians Turned Away At Celestial Customs
Nike VS Addidas.
Due To Poor Economy, Office Whores Put Out 23% Less This Quarter
To Replace Cindy Sheehan's Son, Bush Offers Her Karl Rove
Man Found Who Believes Iraq War Going Well
Al-Qaeda Threatens North Korea With Stuff Much Worse
Issue 47, Sat Aug 2nd 2005
Armstrong Declares Seventh Tour Win 'Tougher Than Cancer'
A Bigger Bang - Badly Timed
Great Britain Finally Returns To Sense Of Normalcy, Pretentious Superiority
Suicide Bombing: Sooooo 2004
Penis Size Not A Factor In Hummer Purchase
Reporters Cling To Girl In Aruba, Ignore Missing Boy In Sahara
London - Forensic Bonanza Hoped For
Chirac Baffled Olympic Committee Chose London
Issue 46 : 16/07/05:
After G8, Africa Builds Giant Coffee Cup, Begs For Change
Hilary Clinton Gears Up For Losing 2008 Presidential Bid
Bush Declares Two Major Disaster Areas
Poll Results: Do You Like Your Tom Cruise Crazy Or Sane?
Blair Says Bombings Not Connected To Iraq War
South Korea Offers Electricity To North
Issue 45 : 22/07/05:
All Powerful Alliance Promotes Unsafe Sex
Bare Backs Nixed For Montreal’s 2006 Gay Games
Unprotected Sex Among Gay Men Increases, Gay Abortions Follow Suit
Countless Reporters Go Into Post-Jackson-Case Depression
U.S. Outsources Torture, Hundreds Lose Jobs
Jackson Celebrates Innocence With Record Sleepover
Blair To Abolish Rebate In Exchange For Chirac's Head
Issue 44 : 13/06/05:
Bush Defends Respect for Koran, Wipes Ass With Constitution
George W. Vader?
Backstreet Boys: Back On Top Of The Hate Charts
Global Warming Good For Bathing Suit Sales
Bush Determined To Disassemble The English Language
Chirac and Schroeder React To Poll Defeat
Issue 43 : 23/05/05:
NewsWeek Typo Causes Untold Deaths
Blair Re-Elected - Americans Still Undecided On Whether To Care
Laura Bush Travels To Israel, Fires Ceremonial Missile At Palestinians
Bush Outsources Remaining Democrats
Al Qaeda Believed Responsible For Suspicious Bag Of Garbage
George Lucas To Complete Star Wars Phd Prequel
French 967,000 Word Poll Question To Break All Records
Issue 42 : 4/04/05:
UK Parties Launch Election Manifestos
New Developments in Jackson Case
Britney Spears Pregnant With Child Star
Pope's Drunken Brother Gives Off-Color Eulogy At Funeral
Olympic Bomber To Plead Guilty Of Being Bad At Making Bombs
Prince Of Nepal Steps On Bush's Foot At Pope's Funeral, US Bombs Nepal
Ballot Fraud: Special Relationship Pays Off
Britney Takes Image To New Level, Gets Pregnant
From Nice Mayor To Nasty Rock Singer, Strange but True…
Issue 41 : 4/04/05:
World waits, buttocks clenched, for New Pope
American Idol Recount Declares Bush Winner, Just Like Every Recount
Congress Refuses To Hold Session On Feeding Tube For Starving
Israel Invents Wheelie-Homes
Senate Votes to Protect Oil Drilling Wildlife
Bush Nominates Guy Wearing 'F**k the UN!' Tee Shirt to Head UN
Palestinians Set Off Masturbatory Fireworks
Crisis At Ridgemont High
Issue 40 : 4/04/05:
IRA Offers New Killings
American Idol Recount Declares Bush Winner, Just Like Every Recount
American Military Claims Italian Reporter Failed to Heed Warning Shot
Bill Gates Awarded KNBE - King Nerd of the British Empire
Priest Molested By Young Boy
Syria, Al Qaeda, Hamas Fight Over Credit For Car Bomb
Bush Saved By Pea-Sized Brain
Issue 39 : 25/02/05:
Pope Back in Hospital; Batterotomy Performed
Bush Dismisses Audio Tapes As Part of Three Month Cocaine Binge
Olympic Fever Grips World Capitals
Charles And Camilla To Marry In Garden Shed
Israel Pulls Settlers From West Bank, Leaves Only Tanks, Soldiers
No Supplier Left Behind - Bush
Bush Encourages Russian Democracy
Bush Pushes For “Great Leap Forward” Of Ownership Society
World Terror As Pope Revealed Suffering From New Virus
Israel Pulls-Out, West Bank Still Gets Pregnant
Issue 38 : 14/02/05:
Victory For Islam Is Victory For The World - Bush
Issue 37 : 31/01/05:
Millions of Iraqi Survivors Vote
Issue 36 : 17/01/05:
Final Solution for Gunatanamo Camp Interneesf
Issue 35 : 03/01/05:
Thousands Die Under Flood Of Tsunami Relief
Issue 34 : 31/12/04:
Best Of 2004
Issue 33 : 01/12/04:
Bush Resignations Cause Havoc Across USA
Issue 32 : 16/11/04:
"Mission Accomplished" in Fallujah - Bush
Issue 31 : 10/11/04:
Markets Show That Bush Victory is Good news
Issue 30 : 08/10/04:
America fails IQ test
Issue 29 : 28/10/04:
10 Good Reasons To Vote For Bush
Issue 28 : 08/10/04:
Kerry is a flip flop, Bush insists
Issue 27 : 21/09/04:
Kerry Eats Babies Shock Claim
Issue 26 : 06/09/04:
Jeb Bush says God pissed with Florida
Issue 25 : 29/08/04:
America Undecided On Issues
Issue 24 : 08/07/04:
King Bush II to judge Guantánamo prisoners
Issue 23 : 17/06/04:
Blair Discovers 3rd Gear
Issue 22 : 08/06/04:
Bush says his government is "living Reagan memorial"
Issue 22 : 08/06/04:
Bush says his government is "living Reagan memorial"
Issue 21 : 25/05/04:
Mystery of the Dodgy Pope Solved
Issue 20 : 11/05/04:
Relationship Guru to Solve Iraq Mystery
Issue 19 : 28/05/04:
US Consortium to Build Nuclear Al-Quaida Targets
Issue 18 : 12/04/04:
"Al-Quaida warning not specific enough" - Bush
Issue 17 : 31/03/04:
France: Chirac faces up to responsibilities
Issue 16 : 12/03/04:
Allies may need new country to Bomb
Issue 15 : 26/02/04:
France is 24 years behind the UK
Issue 14 : 11/02/04:
America in breast shock
Issue 13 : 23/01/04:
Beagle 2 found on Mars
Issue 12 : 24/11/03:
Santa Saved by US forces
Issue 11 : 24/11/03:
US Army to draft 20 million men by Christmas
Issue 10 : 30/10/03:
Prince's tape plea to Burrel
Issue 9 : 17/10/03:
Iain Duncan Smith in sex for cash scandal
Issue 8 : 02/10/03:
Chirac says Bush is “Finger lickin’ good.”
Issue 7 : 18/09/03:
Voting machines to be replaced before election
Issue 6 : 29/08/03:
Schwarzenegger a "good governor" - Bush
Issue 5 : 01/08/03:
Shock and awe as Bush resigns
Issue 4 : 11/07/03:
Surgery only hope for twins
Issue 3 : 27/06/03:
Palestine & Israel warned
Issue 2 : 13/06/03:
WMD ‘Imaginary’ - Blair
Issue 1 : 30/05/03:
America will find and punish suicide bombers - Rumsfeld
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