Issue 9, Friday October 17th 2003  
Terminator opens the way for a new breed of candidate

Arnold Schwarzenegger, better know as "Terminator" may have opened the way for a whole new breed of candidate for the Presidential elections political analysts are claiming.
"The fact that someone with no political experience, no grasp of the English language, and no discernable policies can win the recent Californian elections has inspired a whole clutch of silver sc
reen personalities to consider moving into politics for the first time." political analyst Kurt Weinberg told BIGfib.
"The democrats are clearly most desperate to win the 2004 presidential, and I have inside information that they have already approached a number of household names in an effort to find a winning candidate."
Popularity polls indicate that a number of diverse candidates from Jennifer Saunders
(Absolutely fabulous), Eddie Murphy and Sigourney Weaver, to cartoon characters like Bart (The Simpson’s), Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse could have sufficient appeal to displace George W Bush.
"The Democrats will be wanting to choose the candidate which most captures the winning spirit of Arnie." Weinberg commented. "My guess is that Donald Duck is in with a chance."

See also : Schwarzenegger a "good governor" says Bush, world reassured


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