Blair's Next Move:
Fuck Up Middle East Peace
By Alan Lord
LONDON, England - Tony Blair spent his last full day as British prime minister amid mounting speculation that he will be appointed to make sure peace in the Middle East goes nowhere.
Blair confirmed that his friend George W. Bush has specifically requested that he take charge of the process.
"I think that anybody who is worried about peace and stability in the world knows that fucking up a lasting and enduring resolution of the Israeli-Palestinian issue is essential," Blair told reporters, "My proven track record of fucking up Iraq leaves no doubt as to my qualifications for this next job."
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