Condoleezza Still Awaiting Scandal Worthy of Her Resignation
By Lee Camp
WASHINGTON, DC – Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice continued her long wait Wednesday for some sort of scandal that will allow her to step down.
The unlucky Rice has been with the Bush Administration the entire two and a half terms and has watched countless other administration officials come and go due to scandals. Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, John Ashcroft, Colin Powel, George Tenet, and Scooter Libby among others have all been allowed to "get the hell out" due to scandals.
Rice lamented that she, on the other hand, has felt stuck onboard the Titanic for the past several years. She said, "Even Alberto Gonzales could get out soon. It's not fair! What morally repulsive thing did he do that I haven't done ten times? Is it just because I'm a woman that they let me get away with this sh*t?"
Rice said she may soon bang an intern or page in order to obtain her freedom.
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