Condoleezza Still Awaiting Scandal Worthy of Her Resignation WASHINGTON, DC – Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice continued her long wait Wednesday for some sort of scandal that will allow her to step down. The unlucky Rice has been with the Bush Administration the entire two and a half terms and has watched countless other administration officials come and go due to scandals...>>> Mitt Romney Opposes Same Sex Marriage, Citing the Traditional Definition of Family Mitt Romney, once a supporter of gay rights and equality, has declared he will take a stand against same-sex civil unions and marriages. “If I become President, I will make sure the role of the traditional family is upheld. I think marriage is a union between a man, a woman, a woman, and another woman, not between two men or two women, with the exception of those women also being married to a man.”...>>> Google Terror Launched Amid Much Controversy NEW YORK - Google today launched a new application: Google Terror, which allows the FBI, the CIA, or just about any average web-surfing putz who logs on, to track potential targets for terrorism worldwide. Using the well-known and much-loved Google Earth format, red dots show where terrorists may choose to strike next. For example, over the New York map, a red dot appears over the tallest building in each city block, along with red dots over landmarks such as the Holland Tunnel, Statue of Liberty, JFK Airport...>>> Democratic Candidates Debate Which One Is Tweedle-Dum, Which Is Tweedle-Dee MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) - Questions of courage and political leadership emerged at the latest Democratic debate, as John Edwards demonstrated he could out-weasel front-runners Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama when it came to the “Iraq Vote” issue. Where Clinton and Obama voted for the Iraq War before later jumping on the anti-war wagon, Edwards reminded those present that he himself had consistently waffled about everything for the full two Bush terms....>>> Death Delayed When Executioner Accidentally Flips On Ceiling Fan Instead HOUSTON, TX – The scheduled electrocution of convicted murderer Jack Merkelle, 33, was delayed for three minutes Monday when executioner Phillip Vanness mistakenly flipped on the room's ceiling fan instead of the electricity...>>>
