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Meteorologist Fails To Predict
Four Consecutive Lightning Strikes To Face
By Lee Camp
RALEIGH, NC – Local News 14 weatherman Chad Lexer did not correctly predict the four lightning strikes to his face during Tuesday night's weather report.
Lexer was in the middle of saying that the weather would be beautiful and clear in the Raleigh area when 50 million volts struck him in the nasal passages and then exited out his ear canal. The following three strikes amounting to upwards of 200 million volts entered through his eyes and mouth and exited out areas of the body this reporter would prefer not to discuss.
By some miracle News 14 weatherman Chad Lexer survived the assault but now says he doesn't know what the fuck the weather will be. He also now spends 14 hours a day bathing in guava juice and singing Celtic battle songs.
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