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TiVo Refuses To Comply With Man's TV Choices
By Lee Camp
SEATTLE, WA – TiVo absolutely refused to record area man Walter Swum's television programs Monday night. The 40 year-old had to work a night shift that evening and left TiVo in charge of recording "According To Jim," "Mind of Mencia," "MTV's My Super Sweet 16," and "Dancing With The Stars."
When he returned, none of the shows had been recorded and the TV screen was flashing "Take my life. I can't watch anymore of this shit! You're a grown man for God's sake! Have some dignity, and whatever you do, don't push your retarded infantile TV tastes on me." There was also a small puddle of vomit on the floor in front of TiVo.
The following night Swum apologized profusely to TiVO and made better television choices. However, he tried to sneak "Deal or No Deal" onto the list and TiVo bit him.
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