Squirrel Sadly Unable To Waterski
By Lee Camp
PARKSVILLE, AZ - Area squirrel Argus Wingdale III has been unable to water ski since his birth nearly two years ago. While most other squirrels in his community have become celebrities in local news reports, Wingdale lives a lonely solitary life due to his lack of talent.
Doctors have anguished over the source of Wingdale's problem but have found little. The best working hypothesis so far is that the small woodland creature was simply born with the defect, a complete inability to partake in any water sports. Wingdale has spent most of the past three months trying to teach himself to juggle with little success.
Make sure to read tomorrow's follow-up story: "Squirrel Able To Water Ski!"
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