Eltsin Jumps Up And Dances Drunken Frug At Own Funeral
By Alan Lord
MOSCOW - Former Russian President come party-boy Boris Yeltsin managed to be an embarrassment even in death. As his body lay in state at the Cathedral of Christ the Savior an admirer came forth and sprinkled Yeltsin's corpse with a liberal splash of Yeltsinskaya a local peasant brew of vodka which is known to be very potent.
Immediately, Boris' eyelids sprang open and the fun-loving Has-been Czar bolted upright and started dancing on his coffin, almost slipping to his death on the polished wood.
Shocked officials, who had come to grudgingly pay their last respects, turned away in embarrassment. It took several Orthodox priests and the stern admonitions of Patriarch Alexy II to calm Boris down and persuade him to return to his coffin and respect the solemnity of the proceedings.
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