Chinese Unveil Lunar Rover To Police Moon
By Alan Lord
Shanghai - Chinese scientists have shown off a prototype Moon rover that could thwart any dissent on the lunar surface.
The moon rover, christened Xinchiang - The Happy Good Luck Obedient Doggy - was recently tested on Beijing’s Tiananmen Square, where it successfully crushed 2356 out of the 2673 students participating in the rover’s trials.
The 1.5m (5ft) high, 200kg (440lbs) rover can transmit police surveillance video in real time and analyse soils soaked with pools of blood, and beam 3D images of cheerful clapping Chinese moon-workers back home.
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