Global Warning: New Solution Found
By Alan Lord
London - Telling people how they can reduce global warming by personal example is all the rage these days. There are countless ways you can reduce your carbon footprint or contribution to global warming by changing or reducing your lifestyle.Such as hopping onto a crowded bus as in Calcutta instead of using your Hummer to tow your Porsche to the beach.
But new research indicates that the most effective measure would seem to be the most obvious one: death.
By killing yourself, you reduce your carbon footprint practically to zero. By killing others before you go, you multiply the advantages for the environment.
The Bush government, long criticised for failing to act on global warming is said to be actively pursuing a research program to study the effects of mass death on Global Warming at a secret location somewhere in the middle east.
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