Bush Furious Speaker Pelosi Doing Job He Vigorously Neglected.
By Lee Camp
WASHINGTON D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi traveled to Syria last week and met with various leaders in the region.
President Bush responded this week by saying he's furious Pelosi is doing the job he has carefully and thoroughly ignored, namely foreign diplomacy and leadership.
He said of Pelosi's trip, "It's disgusting that she would go over there and meet with those people, whoever they are. I've spent years avoiding talking to those scary foreigners, and here she goes ruining the foundation of neglect I have laid. Basically, the Democrats are doing this as a publicity stunt… a stunt in which they try to rescue America's ruined, decaying reputation. What kind of morally-bankrupt person tries a prank like that??"
The White House further defended the President's neglect of foreign policy by claiming that Bush finds foreign accents frightening. In fact, at the last G8 Summit he kept yelling, "I can't understand your gibberish!! Speak American!!" Oddly enough he yelled that at everyone including Tony Blair.
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