Issue 81, 16th April 2007 
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Defiant Iran Boasts Nuke Progress
By Alan Lord

Tehran - In a grand ceremony at its Natanz uranium enrichment plant in central Iran, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced that the country was now able to enrich uranium on an industrial scale, following the recent installation of 3,000 Jews spinning uranium. Shrugging off the latest warning from the United States over its atomic programme, Ahmadinejad reaffirmed Tehran's ultimate aim of installing “up to 50,000 Jews” to further speed enrichment.

For its part however, officials in China have expressed serious doubts as to Iranian claims, saying their own secret research indicates poor performance by Jews when spinning uranium. In the Chinese program, enslaved Tibetan’s were found to be up to three hundred percent better uranium spinners, due, it is believed, to their expertise in the spinning of Buddhist prayer wheels.


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