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Brilliant Technology Used Only To Play 'Fergalicious'
By Lee Camp
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Since its purchase in January of this year, the technology inside Michael Medley's iPod has been used exclusively to play the song "Fergalicious" by the "singer" Fergie. The science and technical components involved in an iPod took billions of dollars and hundreds of thousands of man hours to produce. The result is the smallest, most efficient music and video player ever seen. Yet, Medley has used that groundbreaking technology for nothing other than "Fergalicious." He has not furthered mankind nor himself in any way other than teach himself the lyrics to said song. Now, Medley can confidently sing, "Fergalicious, but I ain't promiscuous, and if you was suspicious, all that shit is fictitious."
Many of the scientists and computer programmers involved in the creation of the iPod say they plan to either kill themselves or Michael Medley. Calculations are currently being done to figure out who deserves it more. Medley for his part, says he plans to add another song to the amazing technological equipment he carries everywhere. That song will be the Ying Yang Twins' "First Booty on Duty."
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