U.S. first lady Laura Bush paid a social call on French President Jacques Chirac on Monday in Paris -- a visit White House officials described as "Slippery, wet and very very sexy."
"I wanted to talk about Iraq, but when he started sucking my fingers the truth is I completely forgot why I was here." Laura Bush told BIGfib.
Chirac however said the meeting had been a "great success".
It's well known that Chirac and the Bush administration have not always seen eye to eye on international finger sucking so President Chirac's declaration that disagreements are a thing of the past may bring hopes of a new era in international relations.
"Laura and I have effectively bridged the gaps..." Chirac told reporters. "We all agree now that what the world needs is more finger sucking."
