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No Photos Taken Up Britney Spears' Skirt This Week
By Lee Camp
MALIBU, CA – According to early reports no one saw or took a photo up Britney Spears' skirt this week.
Apparently the pop princess successfully kept her legs together for entire seven days. This is quite an achievement.
Friends are saying Spears is comparing this accomplishment to winning a Grammy. On top of keeping her legs closed, the Spears camp is also excited that Britney didn't do anything that screamed "Nutbag" this week.
You'll recall that a couple weeks ago she kindly shaved her head and donated all the hair to crazy. She then went into rehab for her addiction to shaving various parts of her body and then showing those areas off to tabloid reporters. It's a rare disorder suffered by only one other person in America.
However that man, located on a farm in Indiana, is morbidly obese and not a famous pop star, so he got very little attention for his bald exhibitionism.
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