Clinton Team Has 7-Hour Meeting To Discuss Whether Hillary Should Take Foot Out Of Mouth NEW YORK, NY – Hillary Clinton and her staff of 712 met Tuesday to carefully plan out whether Clinton should take her foot out of her mouth, and if so, where she should place it afterward... >>>
9/11 Mastermind Confesses To Everything WASHINGTON (AP) - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks, confessed to that attack and much much more. "I was responsible for the 9/11 operation from A to Z," Mohammed said in a statement read during the session. He confessed to the beheading of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl, which was long thought to have been the handiwork of wacky pal Zarqawi. He also confessed to the 1993 World Trade Center truck bombing. And also the killing of Lady Di. And by proxy, Anna Nicole Smith too. AND her son....>>>
Bush's Trip To Latin America Called Success, Collects 14,724 Fresh Souls GUATEMALA CITY – President Bush's first trip to Latin America other than Mexico is being called a huge success by the White House. Even though Bush was met by rabid protests everywhere he visited, White House Press Secretary Tony Snow said the true test of a successful diplomatic trip is how many souls the President collects for his master Vice President Cheney.... >>>
Peter Pace "Misunderstood" Peter Pace's recent remarks--that " homosexual acts between individuals are immoral and… we should not condone immoral acts"-- were "taken out of context and distorted," according to a high ranking U.S. Army general.....>>> Tanning Booth Employee Tells Herself She's Making A Difference SCOTCH PLAINS, NJ – Tuesday Chastity Sterling, 25, convinced herself she's making a difference in the world by working at the Sunshine Tanning Center. She told one customer who didn't ask, "You know the world lacks happiness right now. So I feel I'm helping people get some happiness by toxically coloring their vampire-like translucent skin."... >>>
