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Rule Putinia - Tea Leaves Threaten Anti-Missile Defense System
By Alan Lord
Moscow – Enraged over US plans to install a missile shield in Russia’s former bordering slave states, Russian President Vladimir Putin warned the US not to go ahead with “this foolhardy plan”.
He stated that the US and its NATO allies should beware that Russia may be forced to re-target its ICBM’s on their capitals again. But with a huge difference this time: Putin has instructed his rocket force commanders to upgrade Russia’s missiles, fitting them with new multiple warheads in the shape of tea kettles holding gallons of deadly Polonium 210.
Sources close to the Pentagon say that plans are already underway to add a huge network of floating tea-bags to the missile defense system. The tea-bags, it is claimed, should be able to catch and filter-out any polonium polluted tea-leaves.
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