Issue 74, 29th Nov 2006 
 WORLD NEWS
 BIGfib BOOKS
President Bush said to be experiencing "low cerebral security"
By Katie Halper

The Bush Administration is no longer using the words "hunger" or "hungry" to describe the 35 million people who cannot put
food on their table. Instead, this 12% of the population is referred to as experiencing "very low food security." According to the United States Department of Agriculture, Dick Cheney ordered this language shift, which is based on a rephrasing he first developed to describe President Bush. In a leaked memo sent from the Vice President to all members of the Administration, Cheney wrote: "Please refrain from describing the president as 'stupid' or suffering from 'stupidity' as these are words he understands and are thus potentially hurtful and damaging to moral, self image, and bold leadership. In the future, please refer to the Commander is Chief as experiencing 'very low cerebral security'."


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