Ahmadinejad Challenges Bush To Gitmo Survivor Show By Alan Lord Tehran – Dropping plans for a one-on-one debate with US President Bush at the U.N., deeming it “typical pampered westerner kinderkarten child’s play”, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today challenged Bush to a “Survivor” style competition to be held at Cuba’s Guantanamo compound. A tribe of Apocalyptic Jihadist Shiites would be pitted against a tribe of Apocalyptic Fundamentalist Neocons. The tribes would be headed by Ahmadinejad and Bush respectively, with other tribe members to be picked by each personally. The contestants would be deprived of the usual amenities such as water, food, heat and personal dignity. The teams would also have to forego Korans and Bibles for the duration of the ordeal, with the winner being the one who could survive the longest without their respective sacred text.
