By Alan Lord
LONDON – While MI6 has made considerable progress infiltrating operatives into such terrorist organizations as Hamas and Hezbollah, in a report obtained secretly MI6 states that it is still confounded in attempts to decipher the symbols contained on the Hezbollah flag itself.
An excerpt from the report reads: “... apart from the obvious arm holding aloft an AK-47, the rest of the flag is still hazy and hard to decipher. To the right of the AK-47 arm, some see a mouse balancing a beach ball on its head. Or it could also be a Prada high heel with an upcurled pointy “Saladin toe” digging into a symbolic slice of Israeli territory. To the left of the AK-47 arm, some think there is clearly shown an erect circumcised penis about to ejaculate. Next to it there appears to be baby duck looking up, straining its neck to catch a promised hot jet of sperm.”
