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Bush Still Denies Global Warming But Calls Planet
'Extra Sunny'
By Lee Camp
WASHINGTON DC – Although the Bush Administration still denies the existence of global warming, the President did admit Wednesday that the planet has been "extra sunny" and will likely remain so for the foreseeable future.
At a recent press conference Bush said, "I don't think global extra sunshine is that horrible. A lot of us could use a little more color." When asked about the contribution of greenhouse gases humans are pumping into the atmosphere, Bush said, "If anything, those plumes of smog are blocking the extra sunshine, which is good. We don't need that much deadly sunshine anyway. I recommend good patriotic Americans pump out as much anti-sunshine gas and smog as possible. Hopefully it will stop this problem of an extra sunny planet."
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