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Angelina Jolie To Succeed Kofi Annan As Secretary-General Of The United Nations
By Alan Lord
 UNITED NATIONS - Following American ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton’s suggestion that an outsider - and a woman - should be the United Nation’s next secretary general, the predominantly male-dominated general assembly voted unanimously for Angelina Jolie.
Although South Korea's foreign minister had recently emerged as the front-runner, diplomats said all of the four declared candidates had failed to make enough of an impression to date, and that Ms. Jolie’s hands-on humanitarian work in Africa was the key factor that made the diplomatic community keen to place their hands on her.
Reached by telephone on the set of her latest film ‘Some Like It Botoxed’, a surprised and grateful Angelina Jolie choked up blubbering in tears, and her trembling four-pound lips put in a very emotional performance as she declared, “It’s an honour for me to accept this award and I thank the academy from my very bottom. The list of refugees and orphans I wish to thank is so long I think we’ll be running out of time, but here goes anyway: I’d like to thank Djambo O’Tutsu for making my make-up last so long in the dreadful heat... and... and, oh yes - my good friends at Kinshasa Celebrity Vanity Humanitarian Hobby Associates... for keeping the media informed of my activities even with the bleakest of blackberries... and... and... Ghok N’djamena for his delicious capers, shrimp and avocado salads on a tiny cracker... and, and...
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