Issue 7, Thursday September 18th 2003  
French Government eliminates nuclear risk with mightier pen.

The French Government has in a single move wiped out the risk of a nuclear accident or contamination of any kind by declaring illegal any distribution or communication by any group or any individual of

Processes, objects, documents, computerized data or relative files containing information, measurements, location specific information, physical protection data or accountancy of nuclear matters, information regarding transport of nuclear materials, information regarding the vulnerability of systems and processes in the fields of protection and control of nuclear matters and information regarding the preparation of exercises or crisis management relating to nuclear matters.

The French defence minister Michele Alliot-Marie told BIGfib:
“In France we have long know that philosophical truth that if you don’t see something and you don’t talk about it doesn’t exist.
This philosophy has always been France’s greatest advantage whether one is analyzing our role in the Second World War and Algeria, studying thecontamination path of Chernobyl radiation or validating the absolute honesty of our political leaders.
By making it illegal to talk about any kind of nuclear risk, we the French understand that philosophically speaking the risk itself disappears.
I think French people will sleep much more soundly now, especially those living near nuclear installations, which of course, no longer exist.”

See also : French Government wondering who to piss off next.


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