Issue 69, 29th June 2006 
 WORLD NEWS
 BIGfib BOOKS
Hamas Recognizes Israel’s Right To Kick Its Butt 24-7
By Alan Lord

Ramallah - Rival Palestinian political factions Fatah and Hamas have reached agreement on a common political strategy to implicitly recognise Israel – which is a major policy shift for both. Henceforth, Palestinians will admit they recognize that their butts may get kicked day and night by Israel, and this may constitute an ongoing peace process, but in no way does the acknowledgement of being on the receiving end actually constitute overt recognition.
“If my cousin slaps me upside the head,” Palestinian minister Abdel Rahman Zeidan said, “does this entitle him to still be called my cousin?”
Israeli tanks and troops massed on the border with Gaza were filled with smirking Israelis taunting Palestinians with the internationally-recognized “Slap upside your head” hand signal popularized in cheap Italian films.





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