Issue 69, 29th June 2006 
 WORLD NEWS
 BIGfib Books
Republicans Introduce Bill To Stop Flag Burning & Encourage "Fag Burning"
By Lee Camp

WASHINGTON D.C. – Republicans in the senate Tuesday introduced two separate bills, one that would create a Constitutional amendment banning flag burning and one that would create an amendment encouraging fag burning. Senator Bill Frist (R-TN) had this to say, "We are not suggesting people must go out and burn gay people… They can also do other forms of torment such as beating, chasing, calling them fags, you know, whatever hits their fancy. The point is to hate as much as possible." This Constitutional amendment comes on the heals of a failed attempt to ban gay marriage last week.
Many critics are claiming the Republican party has become the party of fear and hatred. Those critics may have gotten that idea from the new official motto of the Republicans, "We are the party of ideas of fear and hatred."
President Bush hopes to soon bring back the forgotten terror alert system so he can again show citizens how afraid they should be on any given day.
He also wants to create a hatred alert system to let the American people know how much they should hate homosexuals on any given day. Ironically it would be a rainbow-colored alert chart.


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