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Media Finds Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie In Namibia,
Michael Jackson in Bahrain,
But Osama Bin Laden Remains Elusive
By Lee Camp
Media outlets from around the world tenaciously searched for and found Brangelina and their new baby in Namibia, a small country in Africa.
Tabloid journalists also easily located Michael Jackson hiding in Bahrain with a piece of cloth over what's left of his face. Yet journalists do not seem willing or able to seek out Osama Bin Laden.
It appears that chasing Britney Spears and her tiny bundle of redneck or Tom Cruise and his adorable little Satan is much more important and newsworthy.
We have unconfirmed reports the U.S. government is hatching a new scheme to catch Bin Laden in which the FBI would put out a report that the Al Qaeda leader had slept with and impregnated Paris Hilton. The news would no doubt begin a feeding frenzy among Paparazzi. Each and every photographer in the world would be drooling over the first pictures of the father-to-be. FBI analysts believe that Bin Laden would be surrounded by tabloid photographers within seven minutes of the story breaking and within ten there would be footage on Fox News of Bin Laden outside his cave pushing cameramen away and yelling, "Leave me alone! I never slept with that skank! Give me some credit – I have standards."
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