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Tony Blair Announces Xmas Gift
To Brit Family
By Lolo Laroche
Tony Blair today announced what this year’s Christmas gift to the Brit family would be. “I have thought long and hard about what they really need,” Blair announced from the steps of 10 Downing Street.
“Christmas gifts are always hard, crumbs, you know, sometimes I have trouble finding something for Cherie, so you can guess that finding a personal gift for a family of 60 Million people was a tough one.”
“Well, it took me a while, and in the end I got it. Something useful. Something every single person will be thrilled about. Something that will make everyone have a good day and a better life. I don't think anyone will be rolling their eyes or groaning when they hear about this one.”
“Seeing as the Tories finally have a leader in David Cameron who is as smarmy, slippery and thoroughly un-trustworthy as myself, my gift to the British people is the gift of personal sacrifice. I resign.”
BIGfib interviewed the Brit family to see how they felt about the gift.
“Oh we're thrilled,” Daddy Brit told BIGfib's Lolo Laroche. “To be honest Tony has been losing it lately, introducing ridiculous laws willy nilly, buying nuclear weapons, nuclear power stations, anything with nuclear in the name really. To be honest I thought he was gonna give us one of those power station thingys for Christmas. I was a bit worried, cos we really don't have anywhere to put it. So yes, we're all very chuffed.”
Mummy Brit agreed. “As a mother, all you really want is for the kids to have a better life. I'm sure with Tony out of the way things can only get better.”
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