Martha Stewart Launches New Xmas "Bird-Flu" Cookbook By Alan Lord
MARYLAND - In an advance move designed to thwart the economic impact of an imminent world-wide Avian Flu pandemic, Martha Stewart has published The Martha Stewart Bird Flu Cookbook, in which the forward-thinking Pantry Diva serves up countless ways to transform a moribund fowl into dinner.
"cheap and plentiful supply"
Other than Dead-bird which is expected to be in cheap and plentiful supply this holiday season, the key ingredient used throughout the book is sauerkraut which scientists have claimed may cure bird flu. The popular German pickled cabbage dish contains a bacteria that fights the disease, and Ms. Stewart has hired none other than Chancellor-designate Angela Merkel to write a glowing foreword touting her nation’s miracle pickling recipe. The book is due to hit the shelves just before Xmas.
In the meantime, Martha is admonishing her faithful followers to “shop till they drop” for Martha Stewart Home-Maker products, either on-line or at Walmart.
