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Intelligent Design Supporter Falls To Death
While Mooning Friends From Rooftop
By Lee Camp
TOPEKA, KS – Theodore Hutton, a local professional mover and strong supporter of the theory of Intelligent Design, fell to his death Saturday while attempting to moon his friends from the rooftop of his two-story home. According to his family, Hutton and his friends had been on the rooftop drinking for several hours before two of the friends decided to leave. As they walked to their car, Hutton took down his pants, displayed his bare buttocks, and then yelled, "Who's the loser now?!" At that moment, he apparently lost his footing and fell backward off the roof to the ground, dying instantly.
Ironically, Hutton is a strong supporter of the Intelligent Design Theory which states that humans are too complex and complicated to have come about through evolution. After his death, it seems difficult to argue that someone like Theodore Hutton was intelligently designed. Rather, his creation seems to be an example of nature making a mistake. And in fact, his untimely death due to idiocy provides anecdotal evidence supporting Darwin's Theory of Evolution. Hutton must be rolling in his grave thinking about the fact that, in the end, his life merely served to demonstrate the the principal of survival of the fittest.
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