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 Paris Hilton Releases Own Line Of
Computer Viruses
By Lee Camp
Following the impressive success of several computer viruses touting nude photos of Paris Hilton, the hotel heiress announced Thursday that she would be releasing her own line of computer viruses titled "PARIS HILTON NAKED AND RAW!!!!"
She plans to improve on the previous viruses that were done without her permission by making her viruses much more destructive and contagious, modeling them after her own personal STDs. Of course, Hilton herself will not be creating the virus seeing as she's incapable of operating even a simple toaster.
"It's gonna be, like, hot"
As she put it, "I'm gonna have, like, really nerdy guys who have never been laid creating the virus for me. It's gonna be, like, hot." The virus is timed to be released simultaneously with Hilton's new perfume, sex tape, clothing line, book, and pregnancy test.
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