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French Develop Flameproof Car
By Alan Lord & Lolo Laroche
Paris French automaker Renault has unveiled a new fireproof car designed to frustrate the masses of unemployed youths that for weeks have been lighting “Carbecues” across France.
Dubbed « L’Anti-Blazing », the new car model is sprayed with a patented flame retardant before leaving the factory. Early reports say that it will catch fire only after repeated assaults using molotov cocktails.
Not to be outdone, Peugeot Citroën is said the be co-developing a very different car in association with the French riot squad, the CRS.
The car, code-named the Insta-flammable can be controlled at a distance by the CRS, first to shout racist insults through a built-in megaphone, and then, once a crowd has gathered, to spontaneously combust.
« It’s a fabulous idea, » France’s Nicolas Sarkozy told BIGfib. « The insults assemble all of the scum in one place, then the car bursts into flames, and all the CRS have to do is crack a few skulls»
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