VATICAN - Benedict XVI took the unusual step today of condemning The BIGfib Book Of Bollocks as a “pack of blasphemous lies."
"That the authorities have allowed such a disgraceful and insulting book to be published is an absolute disgrace,” he told BIGfib’s Lolo Laroche.

"burn a copy" - Pope
“Catholics should buy a copy immediately There is nothing of any truth whatsoever inside this book,” he continued, “And I urge all Catholics to buy and burn a copy immediately. This is the work of the Devil and it must not get into the hands of the innocents.”

"Britney Spears, Kim Jong II and the Dalai Lama"
Other calls to burn the book came from Britney Spears, Kim Jong II and the Dalai Lama who appeared together on national TV to urge people to buy and destroy copies of the holiday bestseller, “The BIGfib Book Of Bollocks.”

"Old Slapper" - Britney Spears
“They say some terrible things,” Spears told journalists. “Like I’m fat and that I’m an old slapper... These things aren’t true and I urge everyone to give me a really lovely Christmas gift by buying a copy of this book and burning it.”
BIGfib’s Lolo Laroche was present, and asked Britney why she was so worried about a book that clearly states that it is a work of satirical fiction.”
“I don’t wanna talk about sex here,” Britney replied.
Lolo - “I’m sorry, who mentioned sex?”
Britney shakes her head in disbelief.
“Hey. I know what Friction means OK?”

“Outrageous - Dalai Lama”
The Dalai Lama told journalists that he was in complete agreement with Spears.
“This book may appear outrageous and amusing,” he told NBC’s Ramone Ramone, “But in fact it is a sneaky tactic to slip a tissue of lies into the homes of Christians this Christmas time.”
“I urge all Buddhists everywhere to show solidarity with their Christian, Republican and Islamic brothers by buying, and burning this book.”

"hateful bellies" - Kim Jong II
Kim Jong II joined the universal condemnation, saying, "The BIGfib Book Of Bollocks is an utterly loathesome pile of lies and filth concocted by the perfidious imperialist scavengers of runaway decadent capitalism. The indignant proletariat masses will cheerfully roast their hateful bellies on the righteous spit of Stalinist truth.!"