Issue 54, 7th Nov 2005 
 WORLD NEWS
 BIGfib BOOKS
French Minister Sarkozy Performs Miracle On National TV.
By Lolo Laroche

Nicolas Sarkozy, the much-criticised French Interior minister last week performed a miracle, live on national TV.
After some minor unrest in a suburb of Paris following the “accidental” deaths of two North-African youths pursued by the police, Sarkozy renowned for his fiery words and lack of action appeared on national TV.
“These inner cities are full of yobs and thieves,” he told the nation. “None of these inner cities areas are safe to live in. They need cleansing.”

And thus it was so.
Within hours, ten inner city areas across the nation from Nice in the south to Calais in the north were rioting. Over the following week, Nicolas Sarkozy’s spontaneously manifested riots have caused at least two deaths and have resulted in the torching of over 3000 cars in 14 cities.
In France which remains largely Catholic and where biblical references abound, Sarkozy’s instantaneous transformation of a longue fleuve tranquille, (a long quiet river) to mass urban warfare is being largely compared to Jesus own transformation of water to wine, proof if any were needed of Sarkozy’s truly divine nature.

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