Issue 54, 7th Nov 2005 
 WORLD NEWS
 BIGfib Books
Prince Charles, Camilla Attempt To Visit U.S.
Instead Shipped To CIA 'Black Prison'
By Lee Camp

Prince Charles and Camilla had planned to make their first visit to the United States as a couple this week.

Instead they now find themselves in one of the CIA's "black prisons" hidden somewhere in Pakistan. The royal couple only spent a day and a half in the U.S. before Homeland Security officials became sceptical of their intentions and brought them in for questioning. Only an hour later on Tuesday night the Prince and his wife were forced to board a military aircraft without being told where they were going.

A statement from the CIA said that Charles and Camilla are now in secret location in Pakistan where they are being questioned and perhaps tortured, depending on which rooms are available at that facility.
Anonymous sources have confirmed that the royal couple is at one of the CIA's "black prisons," which were just recently reported to the public. The "black prisons" are secret prisons in foreign countries with their exact locations known only to the CIA and White House. They're most likely where the really good torturing goes on.

The CIA has said little about why they felt the need to apprehend Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall. Their statement only says, "When we discovered they were from a different country than our own, we got suspicious. Our suspicions were further confirmed when we found that they both speak with an un-American accent. Finally, it was brought to our attention that they were both in England during the time of the subway terrorist bombings in that country. Is it a coincidence? We have to find out, and the best way of doing that is to ship them to a secret facility where no one can watch what we're doing."



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