Forbes Releases Annual List Of Top Ten Least Bankrupt Airlines By Lee Camp
NEW YORK – Forbes magazine released their list of Top Ten Least Bankrupt Airlines this week.
At the top of the list is Delta Airlines, which just filed for Chapter 9 bankruptcy and apparently has enough money to keep operating for at least a year. At the bottom of the list is Northwest Airlines, which has had to replace all its maintenance crews with Irish Wolfhounds due to an ongoing strike.
The U.S. is thinking of eliminating air travel all together because of so many operating problems and simply replacing it with enormous sling shots and catapults in major cities.
NEW YORK – Forbes magazine released their list of Top Ten Least Bankrupt Airlines this week. 
