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White House Tired Of Bush Quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite'
By Lee Camp
 WASHINGTON D.C. – According to those close to the White House, nearly everyone in the Bush Administration is sick of listening to the President quote the movie "Napoleon Dynamite."
Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice said recently, "He keeps wandering around going 'It's a liger, bred for its skills in magic,' or 'Tina, come get some ham.'
When he's feeling really clever, he'll say, 'Condie, come get some ham.' He really thinks he's hilarious. It's getting on everyone's nerves."
Even the new White House head chef, Cristeta Comerford, said, "If he says 'Give me some of your tots' one more time, I might punch him in the face."
Karen Hughes, the new undersecretary of state for public diplomacy and Bush confidante, seemed angry about the incessant quoting as well. She said, "Ugh, every time he calls me now he says 'I caught you a delicious bass!' and then does his insufferable little weasel chuckle. This has been going on for four months, and he never seems to tire of it."
There is no sign of when this problem could come to an end. Those close to Bush say that it will likely go on until he finds a new quotable movie he likes.
Before "Napoleon Dynamite" W. is said to have quoted the movies "American Pie" and "Dude, Where's My Car?" to no end.
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