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Storms Probably The Fault Of Gays – Jeb Bush
By Lolo Laroche
Jeb Bush, the president’s brother and governor of Texas yesterday claimed that God was clearly punishing the US for something.
Jeb, who frequently cites the will of God in his political discourse told Christians from Florida”s United Reform Evangelical Church that it is “Clear” that these “acts of God” have a message.
He went on to say that it wasn’t clear yet what the message is.
“It’s a funny thing…” He told the congregation. “You would kinda hope that the storms would hit the town of Sodom, or San Francisco as it’s now called, but the fact that God has chosen to wreak His Havoc over and over upon the towns of Florida, the wholesome state which, after all is responsible for the election of myself and the president, and then the Golf of Mexico, home to most of our Oil production makes you wonder.”
Now that He has chosen to batter Texas which just happens to be the president’s home town, and the where most of the USA’s oil refineries are makes you really wonder what His message is.”
“It probably is, as our brother say, a punishment for the evil behaviors of Gays,” Jeb told the faithful, but he admitted, “He sure does work in mysterious ways.”
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