Bush Evacuates Last Remaining White People From Flood Of Black Hurricane Survivors New Orleans – National Guard troops succeeded Friday in evacuating the last remaining white people from a deluge of black hurricane survivors in New Orleans. They did so by a direct order from President Bush. >>> Nothing To Do With Race- Rice Condoleeza Rice yesterday denied that the administration's slow response to Hurricane Katrina had anything to do with race. The Federal government has been heavily criticised for the slow response, and many have claimed that had it been white people drowning in their homes the government would have acted quicker. >>> Louisiana Superdome Finally Used For Winning Cause New Orleans – The Louisiana Superdome was finally used for a winning cause this week as it housed approximately 20,000 Hurricane Katrina survivors. This is the only good thing to happen at the Dome in years. >>> Gays 'Responsible' For New Orleans Claim An evangelical Christian group that regularly demonstrates at LGBT events is blaming gays for hurricane Katrina. Repent America says that God "destroyed" New Orleans because of Southern Decadence, the gay festival that was to have taken place in the city over the Labor Day weekend.>>> Hurricane Warning Issued In Florida Miami – Weather Officials have issued a state-wide warning that the much-battered Florida Panhandle may not be subjected to hurricanes for a few days. Residents have been told not to take tape off their windows and in fact keep them boarded up permanently if possible. "It's been horrible," Kitty McCallum told BIGfib. >>>
By Lee Camp Washington D.C. – The Bush Administration has been highly criticized for not responding quickly enough to the Hurricane Katrina disaster in New Orleans. Yesterday, the White House put out a statement finally giving a reason for their delayed response – Bush was finishing up his favorite book, "My Pet Goat." White House Press Secretary Scot McClellan said that the President cannot be expected to respond to every little apocalyptic disaster that happens in America. Furthermore, he reiterated that "My Pet Goat" is President Bush's most beloved book and cannot be interrupted unless the situation is truly dire. McClellan concluded by stating, "We do apologize that it took the President a full four days to complete the book, but it is one of the most difficult first grade level books."
