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 Bush/Blair wedding rumour
Following the unexpected resignation speech yesterday by George Bush, (see here) journalists the world over are incredulously searching for the “Real Reason” for the shock resignation.
One possible theory is currently gaining momentum in Canada where journalist Mary Aplesyrup of the Toronto Star has been slowly building an unexpected if ever more convincing case that George Bush in fact intends to marry Tony Blair.
M.Aplesyrup spoke to BIGfib about her lucky strike.
“It was just a stroke of luck, I went into the Toronto Grand to reserve a room and in the reservations book I saw the names “Blair/Bush”.
I asked the guy at reception and he said it was just a telephone reservation for next week, but it started me thinking.”
M.Aplesyrup went on to contact Toronto’s registry offices.
“When the central registration office confirmed a marriage reservation for Georgy B and Tanzy Blair I knew I was onto something.”
The Toronto star’s intrepid reporter even claims to have found the couples wedding list.
After phoning nearly every store in Toronto, Aplesyrup finally found the gem she was looking for with Northbound Leather in Toronto, a supplier of Leather fetish gear and sex gadgets.
“It’s brilliant,” Aplesyrup enthuses. “They have this, like, enormous wedding list containing what is basically a large collection of S&M fantasy gear, and all in the name of Patrick Minister and Peter Resident. I think that’s clear enough don’t you?”
See the Bush/Blair love duet on atmo.se by clicking here
See also : Surgery only hope to separate twins George and Tony
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