Google Expands Into Religion
By Alan Lord San Jose News Agency, United States - The ever-popular Internet search engine Google has done it again. After adding its own instant messaging and web-based voice communication programs, the unstoppable juggernaut has just announced a latest weapon in its quest for world domination: a nifty compact killer app Bible – “Gooble” which mashes and condenses all of the world’s religions into one handy all-purpose religious text, formatted in HTML (short for “Hot Tamale”).
Using the top-secret relevance algorithms used in their world dominating search engine, themes common between many different world religions such as refusing to talk to homosexuals or stoning adulterous women at the edge of town will appear higher in Gooble than religion specific ideas such as purgatory, ying and yang, or the illegality of condom use.
With Gooble, Google expects to reel in the remainder of the world’s billions of potential customers through the across-the-board popularity of Religion.
