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Bush Takes Vacation From Stressful Vacation, Relocates To Tree House
By Lee Camp
Crawford, TX – President Bush's five-week vacation has not been as relaxing as he had hoped.
Poor approval numbers, a growing anti-war movement started by Cindy Sheehan, and outrageous gas prices have created a perfect storm of stress for The President. Therefore he has apparently decided to take a vacation from his vacation.
This Friday he relocated to the tree house on the back of his property, and is allowing no one up there with him except an occasional visit from Condoleeza Rice, his favorite cabinet member.
Rice has strict instructions to bring nothing with her into the fort except chocolate chip cookies, comic books, and lemonade. There is no word on when Bush can be expected to come down from the tree, but many believe he will come out to ride his bike by Tuesday.
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