Issue 48, Tue Aug the 16nd 2005
 BIGfib Books
Man Found Who Believes Iraq War Going Well
By Lee Camp


A man was located in the hills of Tombstone, AZ who seems to believe that the war in Iraq is going well.
Eddy Fenton, a 32 year-old who works part time in animal husbandry, says he thinks the Iraq War is going "darn well."
Fenton stated that he believes it's been a success because America has achieved its stated objectives.
When asked to list those objectives, Fenton quickly changed the subject.
The self-proclaimed "yokel" admits that he does not own a television, a radio, or a computer and seldomly receives any sort of mail.


This rare specimen was discovered by a couple of Swedish backpackers attempting to hike across the United States.
The two hikers were so shocked by their find that they considered shooting Fenton with a tranquilizer and bringing him back to civilization in a cage.
Yet they ultimately settled for calling journalists and reporting their astounding find instead.

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