Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie To Adopt Jennifer Aniston
By Lee Camp
In a move which has the tabloids on a feeding frenzy, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have announced they plan to adopt Jennifer Aniston as their third child.
This move shocked even the closest friends of the three stars seeing as Pitt and Aniston were married for four years before Pitt ended it to be with actress Angelina Jolie.
Jolie, who recently adopted her second child, clearly has a passion for adopting
desperate and abandoned children.
When asked about the situation, Jolie said, "Jenny is a beautiful human being, and she's been left behind by her loved ones. She really has nowhere to go, and Brad and I want a large, diverse family. Nothing would make our family more multicultural than the addition of a 36 year-old wealthy white divorcee.
I'm certain my Cambodian son and Ethiopian daughter will welcome her with open arms."
There are also reports that Pitt and Jolie will rename Aniston "Ayanna," which means "beautiful flower" in Swahili.
