Suicide Bombing: Sooooo 2004 By Lee Camp According to a new article published in Glamour magazine, "suicide bombing is sooooo 2004." The article claims that suicide bombing is simply no longer the chic new-wave terrorism tactic it once was. CNN's pop culture correspondent Toure confirms this. He was quoted last week as saying, "Yeah, those still taking part in blowing themselves up just aren't keeping with the trends. I mean, why don't they wear cargo jeans and put peroxide in their hair while they're at it ?
For God's sake, pick up a GQ and find out what's in. It's not that difficult."
Glamour's pop culture analysts believe the up-and-coming terrorism techniques are poisoning food supplies and taking important people's dogs as hostages. "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" plans to do an episode about this topic in the coming months as well.
