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Stones A Bigger Bang Badly Timed
By Alan Lord
Boston - When the Stones were asked if their new album, titled "A Bigger Bang", weren't a bit ill-timed in light of the recent rash of bombings in London, a visibly ticked-off Keith Richards, doddering and flicking ash off his cigarette, was overheard mumbling to Mick, "Ow fack, took us a 'ole two years to come up wi' that one, dinnit?... Cough cough..."
The group claim that the title was chosen because of their interest in the Quantum String Theory equations that are said to govern the birth of our universe.
Joshing with drummer Charlie Watts, Richards added after a coughing fit, "ere Charlie, where you hid me fackin' Boson gravity particles, eh? I can't find me enough Dark Matter to balance the plasma density of me Second Eon Singularity Event."
The Stones also officially stated that they have no plans either to change the title of their new album, ever write songs relevant to the non-billionaire world community, or go away and age gracefully.
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