Bare Backs Nixed For Montreal’s 2006 Gay Games Montreal - As Montreal prepares to host the Gay Games in 2006, certain sports events have altered their rules to reflect the concern for greater safety >>> Unprotected Sex Among Gay Men Increases, Gay Abortions Follow Suit The World Health Organization released a report Tuesday blaming an increase in unprotected sex among gay couples for the recent spike in gay abortions. Unprotected sex in the gay community has been on the rise for the past several years. Besides spreading sexually transmitted diseases, it also appears to be the cause of nearly a million gay abortions in the past year. >>> Countless Reporters Go Into Post-Jackson-Case Depression Recent data shows that nearly half of all reporters around the globe have fallen into Post-Jackson-Case Depression (PJCD) because of the end of the nearly year-long progression of Michael Jackson's child molestation case. >>> U.S. Outsources Torture, Hundreds Lose Jobs Anonymous inside sources report that the U.S. military has been shipping detainees to Egypt and Afghanistan where they are tortured for information. This practice has been met with much anger and resistance from workers unions and regular citizens across the country. >>> Jackson Celebrates Innocence With Record Sleepover The singer who was found not guilty of child abuse last week has decided to celebrate his new found freedom by organising the world’s biggest sleepover. Invitations to over 250 abused children worldwide were sent out yesterday, a spokesman for the star told BIGfib. >>> Blair To Abolish Rebate In Exchange For Chirac's Head Tony Blair, the UK PM yesterday indicated that the United Kingdom is prepared to compromise over the issue of the UK EC rebate. The rebate, negotiated by Margaret Thatcher in 1984, and which amounted to over 3 Billion Euros in 2004 compensates the UK for the skewed EC budget which allocates 40 percent of its resources to agricultural subsidies, providing France with a 10 Billion Euro rebate last year.>>>
An international alliance for the promotion of unsafe sex has secretly been formed, BIGfib can exclusively reveal. The world-spanning alliance, comprising some of the world’s most powerful institutions; the Vatican, the US, French and UK governments, massive drug companies and European fascist groups have secretly formulated a four pronged strategy to ensure the spread of the lethal HIV virus amongst gay communities the world over. The project, codenamed Bare-Back aims to destroy the safe sex consensus that has existing since the eighties with the simple aim of wiping gay communities from the map once and for all. “Aids is a heaven sent opportunity,” spokesman, Cardinal Ramsbottom told BIGfib. “In the eighties we watched despondently as gay men adopted safe sex practices. Now that we in the Catholic church have realised that our agenda of wiping gay men from the Earth once and for all is shared by so many other major institutions we are really on a roll. HIV infection rates are rocketing, and in five years when gay men start dropping like flies, people will see just how powerful a team effort can be.” In order to ensure the success of the Bare Back project, each of the members of the coalition has agreed to fight safe sex practices in their own way. - The Catholic Church has promised to demonise homosexual behaviour wherever possible. The aim is to undermine the mental health of gay men and specifically condemn and undermine condom use. - The drugs companies have promised to use a large chunk of their billion dollar advertising campaigns to promote unsafe sex by using advertising to convince gay men that HIV is no longer worth worrying about. The advertising strategy developed revolves around the use of photos of gorgeous happy successful models whom the drugs companies imply are HIV sufferers who have attained the pinnacle of physical beauty through the use of HIV medication. >>>
Tony Blair, the UK PM yesterday indicated that the United Kingdom is prepared to compromise over the issue of the UK EC rebate.