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All-Powerful Alliance To Promote Unsafe Sex
By Lolo Laroche
An international alliance for the promotion of unsafe sex has secretly been formed, BIGfib can exclusively report.
The world-spanning alliance, comprising some of the world’s most powerful institutions; the Vatican, the US, French and UK governments, massive drug companies and European fascist groups have secretly formulated a four pronged strategy to ensure the spread of the lethal HIV virus amongst gay communities the world over.
The project, codenamed Bare-Back aims to destroy the safe sex consensus that has existing since the eighties with the simple aim of wiping gay communities from the map once and for all.
“Aids is a heaven sent opportunity,” spokesman, Cardinal Ramsbottom told BIGfib.
“In the eighties we watched despondently as gay men adopted safe sex practices. Now that we in the Catholic church have realised that our agenda of wiping gay men from the Earth once and for all is shared by so many other major institutions we are really on a roll. HIV infection rates are rocketing, and in five years when gay men start dropping like flies, people will see just how powerful a team effort can be.”
In order to ensure the success of the Bare Back project, each of the members of the coalition has agreed to fight safe sex practices in their own way.
- The Catholic Church has promised to demonise homosexual behaviour wherever possible. The aim is to undermine the mental health of gay men and specifically condemn and undermine condom use.
 The drugs companies have promised to use a large chunk of their billion dollar advertising campaigns to promote unsafe sex by effectively using advertising to convince gay men that HIV is no longer worth worrying about. The advertising strategy developed revolves around the use of photos of gorgeous happy successful models whom the drugs companies imply are HIV sufferers who have attained the pinnacle of physical beauty through the use of HIV medication. Doctor David Eath of Beurck Pharmaceuticals told us, "It's all benefit for us.. the more people have unsafe sex the more drugs we can sell, and the more advertising revenu we will be able to spend. We're unstoppable now!"
- The US and European governments have decided to contribute to the drive by cancelling safe sex education and advertising worldwide. When was the last time you saw a safe sex ad?? In some countries such as France and the UK HIV education budgets have actually been used to distribute unsafe sex propoganda
- Finally, the underground Worldwide Nazi Resurgence (WNR) is remaining low key. WNR spokesman Nick Piffling told BIGfib, “Our role is mainly to coordinate the efforts of everyone involved. Secretly we are working worldwide to transform ex-gay community venues such as bars and bookshops into unsafe sex clubs where the risk of HIV transmission is maximised, but our partners in the Bare back project have asked us to remain low key, so we’re very much in the background.”
“That doesn’t mean that we’re not active. The elimination of homosexuals was one of Hitler’s primary goals, and we’re very proud to be achieving that aim today.”
“It’s a lot of work,” Piffling told BIGfib. “But, this time we have churches, major corporations and world governments on our side. The only real surprise is how much the gay community itself is helping; we never would have imagined that they would be so enthusiastic about the project."
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