Bush Determined To Disassemble The English Language By Lee Camp At a recent press conference President Bush said, "Al Qaeda has been trained to 'disassemble,' which means 'to lie'."
A reporter from The New York Times soon thereafter pointed out that in reality "disassemble" means "to take apart," and there is no proof that Al Qaeda is training its members to take anything apart.
However, the AP is now reporting that Al Qaeda members are being taught to go after Bush's true weakness - speaking the English language correctly.
