Bush Defends Respect for Koran, Wipes Ass With Constitution By Lee Camp President Bush defended his administration's respect for the Koran yesterday.
"We would never disrespect such an incredibly sacred and important document," he said as he wiped his ass with the U.S. Constitution.
He continued, "The Koran is a special document that has guided certain groups of people for hundreds of years.
My administration and the military we head would never flush the Koran down a toilet. In fact we don't even touch it without wearing gloves to protect the pages."
Bush then used the Bill of Rights portion of the U.S. Constitution to clean up a pile that his dog Barnie had deposited next to him.
Although more information is coming out showing that Bush was lying and the Koran has been mistreated on several occasions, Muslims can take comfort in the understanding that the Bush administration has no respect for nearly any sacred documents.
In fact Bush's personal toilet has been chiseled out of one of the oldest tablets displaying the ten commandments.
Many groups have even come to the conclusion that unless their founding documents have been used to wipe Bush's ass, then they don't say anything important, meaningful, and sacred.
Bush Defends Respect for Koran, Wipes Ass With Constitution